{"id":64,"date":"2004-09-04T09:23:12","date_gmt":"2004-09-04T03:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fakedevil.com\/angeldreamz\/wp\/?p=64"},"modified":"2004-09-04T09:23:12","modified_gmt":"2004-09-04T03:53:12","slug":"it-is-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"IT is a joke!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yeah..woke up really early today&#8230; i wanna finish my work.. so tt i cld go out for while later??? BH says he&#8217;s gonna treat me to <b>crabs<\/b>!!! right&#8230; i&#8217;m gonna have 3 <b>BIG<\/b> crabs to myself! hahaha&#8230;. <i>amanda.. watch ur weight..<\/i>okok&#8230; 3 small ones can liaoz&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i dreamt tt i was eating crabs and prawns.. and i didn&#8217;t wanna wake up!!!! hahaha&#8230; come on&#8230; mk my dreams come true&#8230; :beam1 <\/p>\n<p>saw this at flowerpod&#8230;. geeeeeeeeeeeeez&#8230;&#8230; i cannot tk it when a gal says tt the bf is <b>EVERYTHING<\/b> to her&#8230; come on!!! get a life man!!!! <b>WE<\/b>, females.. are NOT dependent on man!!! let the guy say tt u r everything to him lar!!!! read what she wrote&#8230;.. i can&#8217;t stand the last line&#8230;. so&#8230; what? u mean&#8230; u sending urself to his doorstep ah! u noe&#8230; if u commit to the r\/s and if something happens.. it&#8217;s gonna hurt u sooooo bad man&#8230;. so as YOUNG girls of this century&#8230;. DO NOT LET A GUY DOMINATE YOU!<\/p>\n<p><i>He is more than a best friend to me, he&#8217;s everything to me&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s my nurse who take care of me when I&#8217;m sick,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my counselor when I need advice,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my tutor when I need help in my studies,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my sportmate when we exercise together,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my joker who cheer me up when I&#8217;m down or just make me laugh even though I&#8217;m fine,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my partner in Food as we both love to eat,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my listener especially when I just need to complain,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my accompany when I feel lonely,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my support when I gone astray,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s my boyfren, my future fiance, my husband-to-be&#8230;. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>hahaha.. sorry .. if i offended anyone&#8230; i juz can&#8217;t stand gals who are like so submissive? or so lovey-dovey!! geeeez.. i think it&#8217;s all so <b>FAKE<\/b>! hahaha&#8230; u pity BH? yeah.. u shld man&#8230;. but he&#8217;s well-trained.. hor?? hahaha<\/p>\n<p>and another joker post a thread that says &#8220;how to slp comfortably with ur <u>bf<\/u>?&#8221; NOTE THE WORD : <b>BOYFRIEND!<\/b> hello!!!! dun you feel so cheap??? i mean u wanna slp with ur BOYFRIEND! hahaha&#8230; okok&#8230; maybe i shldn&#8217;t read too much in the word &#8216;sleep&#8217;.. hahaha&#8230; but it&#8217;s so silly to ask this qn&#8230; luckily i&#8217;m too lazy to register as a flowerpod member&#8230; else u noe what what reply is??? heeez&#8230; &#8220;Go back to ur own home and sleep lar.. then you dun have to post this qn!&#8221; :wink1 hahaha.. no funny&#8230;. but i mean&#8230; y 2 person wanna squeeze on 1 bed&#8230;. okok.. unless u tell me it&#8217;s a <b>king size bed<\/b> lar&#8230; i mean.. even if slp together.. doesn&#8217;t mean u need to hug each other to slp.. hahahaha&#8230; if u do&#8230;. u can&#8217;t even move ur body in the morning lor!!! hahahaha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>i read <i>*YOUR*<\/i> blog&#8230;. y u no tagboard???? u r so silly! if u unhappy with ur other half&#8230; juz tell him straight man!!! wanna hide fom him for what??? i mean&#8230; who cares if he has his frens&#8230; come on! show ur authority man..if he dare to complain&#8230; tell him got gf is like that one&#8230;. haha&#8230; he confirmed won&#8217;t dare to say anything then become v guai&#8230;.    <b>&#8211;tried and tested&#8211;<\/b> haha&#8230;. juz joking lar&#8230;. but since u all in this r\/s.. u have to open up ur feelings&#8230; else in future how??? u sweep it under the carpet and hope tt it&#8217;ll disappear ah?? take care my fren! and be happy! *hugz*<\/p>\n<p>and i got to do my work&#8230;. sianz..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yeah..woke up really early today&#8230; i wanna finish my work.. so tt i cld go out for while later??? BH says he&#8217;s gonna treat me to crabs!!! right&#8230; i&#8217;m gonna have 3 BIG crabs to myself! hahaha&#8230;. amanda.. watch ur weight..okok&#8230; 3 small ones can liaoz&#8230; yesterday i dreamt tt i was eating crabs and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}