{"id":382,"date":"2006-04-17T18:44:08","date_gmt":"2006-04-17T10:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/loveactually.fakedevil.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2006-04-17T18:44:08","modified_gmt":"2006-04-17T10:44:08","slug":"bad-hsewife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"bad hsewife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i realised tt i will mk a pretty BUT bad housewife = pretty bad housewife&#8230; wahahaha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>yes.. my mum found a job and is off to work&#8230; and my sis and i and my dad feels horrible abt it.. coz&#8230; this means tt we&#8217;ll be eating out, which is damn sianz&#8230; and my mum wld nag tt we didnt help her with the hsework! i mean&#8230;. we have enuff money to get by .. dun have to go work&#8230;. :shake: the truth is&#8230; she is bored a home lar&#8230; and i can understand tt&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>anyway, i came home today&#8230; and i saw a bloody lizard at my room&#8230; argh&#8230; so i kept cool&#8230; and i decided to let it off.. man&#8230; but as i am typing this&#8230; i am so afraid tt the lizard will appear out of nowhere&#8230; heng ah&#8230; my mum came home&#8230;. she sprayed insecticide BUT i  don&#8217;t thnk the lizard will die so easily&#8230; :blank1<\/p>\n<p>next&#8230; being so afraid of the lizard i quickly zip up all my stuff&#8230; close the drawers properly to ensure tt the stupid lizard won&#8217;t crawl in&#8230; then i evacuate to the kitchen&#8230;. and&#8230; tried to tk the clothes down from the bamboo sticks&#8230; if u noe what i mean&#8230; man&#8230; tt requires skill lor! luckily i am good can! :beam1 <em>yeah right<\/em>.. before i can finish tking the clothes down.. my mum came home&#8230; heng ah! at least i was doing some hsework when she come home&#8230; hehehehe&#8230; no nagging today!<\/p>\n<p>in conclusion:<br \/>\ni think i can&#8217;t be a housewife&#8230; coz<br \/>\n1) <strong>i can&#8217;t kill lizards<\/strong> :oogle:<br \/>\n2) <strong>i can&#8217;t bring the clothes down fast w\/o dropping the poles<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>tt&#8217;s why.. i need a guy who can do housework!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i realised tt i will mk a pretty BUT bad housewife = pretty bad housewife&#8230; wahahaha&#8230; yes.. my mum found a job and is off to work&#8230; and my sis and i and my dad feels horrible abt it.. coz&#8230; this means tt we&#8217;ll be eating out, which is damn sianz&#8230; and my mum wld [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/secret.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}